What Do You Mean by "Pain"

Ah, "pain". The ultimate existential question. Are you referring to the throbbing sensation in your knee after a particularly grueling game of dodgeball in the 7th grade? Or maybe it's the emotional ache that comes with watching your favorite team lose in the championship game of "Madden NFL 2002"?

Or perhaps you're talking about the pain of choosing between

• Buying a 2-for-1 happy hour margarita deal or
• Getting a tattoo of a questionable life decision
• Spending 4 hours in line for a limited-edition avocado toast
• Watching an 8-hour video of cat videos