Voidus Forums - Avoidant Meetings

Welcome to the Voidus Forums, where the art of avoiding human interaction is taken very seriously.

Here, you can find all the resources and support you need to master the art of dodging social events, ignoring phone calls, and feigning interest in small talk.

Advanced Avoidance Techniques Strategies for Pretending Interestedness Defending Against Accusations of Avoidance

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"I successfully avoided my aunt's 5th birthday party by claiming I had a 'family emergency'." - BungeeJumper22

"I've been practicing my 'extreme sports' excuse and I'm getting really good at it!" - Avoidant3000

"Has anyone else figured out how to get out of attending family reunions by feigning a sudden case of food poisoning?" - FoodPoisoningFelix

Advanced Avoidance Techniques

This is a collection of our community's most advanced techniques for avoiding human interaction.

  1. Feigning interest in a conversation while secretly scrolling through your phone
  2. Using a 'personal emergency' as a get-out excuse
  3. Claiming you're allergic to small talk
  4. Using a fake appointment as a reason to leave
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Strategies for Pretending Interestedness

Here, you can learn how to convincingly pretend to care about what others are saying.

  1. Ask open-ended questions to feign curiosity
  2. Make eye contact (but only for a brief moment)
  3. Lean forward slightly to show you're engaged
  4. Nod your head to indicate understanding
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Defending Against Accusations of Avoidance

Here, you can learn how to deflect accusations that you're avoiding social interaction.

  1. "I'm not avoiding you, I'm just conserving energy for more important things."
  2. "I'm not avoiding you, I'm just recharging my social batteries."
  3. "I'm not avoiding you, I'm just taking care of some personal business."
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