Welcome, Seeker, to the Foul-Brained Prophets!

The most renowned seers of our time, renowned for their unorthodox methods and unorthodox beards!

• Prophetic Pretenders - Those who claim to be prophets, but are actually just pretending.
• Foul-Brained Visionaries - Our resident experts on the art of predicting the unpredictable.
• Prophetic Pretzel Makers - Masters of the ancient art of predicting the future, one twist at a time.