In the year 2024, a calamity of epic proportions shall befall our world. The skies shall run red with ink from the depths, as the mighty Giant Squid, risen from the darkest recesses of the ocean, shall unleash its wrath upon the unsuspecting citizens of Ominous Symptoms city.
As the squid's tentacles of doom stretch across the globe, our beloved snack foods shall be replaced with an endless supply of calamari. The people shall cry out in desperation, as their Doritos and Cheetos shall be but a distant memory. Learn more about the impending doom.
But fear not, for the Giant Squid shall also bring gifts of wisdom and knowledge. The secrets of the deep shall be revealed, and the world shall be forever changed. The people shall gather around the campfires of Ancient Squid Wisdom, and the path to enlightenment shall be revealed.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Foul-Brained Prophets.