PAN-APOLYTICAL PIZZA RECIPE BOOK

A book of apocalyptic recipes for the end of the world as we know it.

By Foul-Brained Prophets

Recipe 1: Pan-Apocalyptic Pizza (The One That Will Bring You Back From the Brink)

Recipe 2: Mushroom and Radiation-Resistant Topping (For That Post-Apocalyptic Wilderness Survival)

Recipe 3: Fungi-Based Meatballs (A Tasty Twist on the Classic Meatball)

Recipe 4: Nuclear Fallout Nachos (A Crunchy, Radioactive Snack)

Warning: The following recipes may cause spontaneous combustion, radiation poisoning, or existential dread. Consume at your own risk.