Radiation Rations: The Apocalypse's Most Wanted Cookbook

A collection of the most epic, most explosive, and most utterly useless recipes to fuel the end of the world as we know it.

Written by the infamous Chef Zorvath, expert in Nuclear Cuisine and Lord of the Flavors of the Apocalypse.

Rad-icchio Soup

A hearty, glowing concoction of radioactive fish stock, served with a swirl of nuclear cream.

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Fission-Fueled Fajitas

A spicy, high-activity dish of nuclear-irradiated peppers, seared to a perfect, glowing crisp.

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Plutonium Pancakes

A short stack of radioactive buttermilk pancakes, dripping with sweet, sweet nuclear honey.

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