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Where the skies are gray, and the sun never shines, we find the most absurd, the most outlandish, the most utterly bewildering prophecies in all the land.
Here, the walls run red with the blood of our ancestors, who dared to dream of a world where the toilets flush, and the toilets don't overflow.
Explore the depths of our Caves of Despair:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
The Dark Temple of Bad Decisions (Not recommended for the faint of heart)