Squid Squad's Interdimensional Prophecies

Herein lies the cryptic visions of our esteemed Squid Prophet, Zorvath, who has foreseen the fate of our universe.

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Prophecies:

• The Squid Squad shall conquer the realm of the surface dwellers.
• Our tentacles shall entangle the fabric of space-time.
• The world shall soon be a giant squid-themed amusement park.

— Zorvath, the Squid Prophet, circa 3056 CE.