Welcome to Fouled Prophets Faux Grammarians

We're a group of experts in the field of Grammar Bashing. Our mission is to mangle the language, maul the syntax, and murder the semicolons. Our motto? "We're not just grammarians, we're Grammar Nazis!"

Our Grammar Division is staffed by the most pedantic and particular experts in the field. They're the ones who'll flay the language, leaving only the most horrified remnants of decency. So, if you're ready to have your mind mangled and your syntax splattered all over the asylum, then proceed with caution.