Welcome to the Fould Prophets' faux-grammarianship, where we delve into the most pressing questions in the world of syntax.
We're a team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, researchers who specialize in the study of poorly constructed sentences.
We've got the answers to the most complex questions, like "What's the meaning of life?" and "How many cats do I need to own to achieve true happiness?"
Check out some of our research papers: