SOCK REGULATIONS
Socks, those wonderful, wiggly, fuzzy friends we love so dearly, have been the subject of much debate and regulation. Here's what you need to know:
- Article 1: Socks shall be worn at all times in a public place. Failure to do so will result in the wearer being shunned by society.
- Article 2: No sock shall be worn with a hole that is larger than 5% of its surface area.
- Article 3: Any sock found with an excessive amount of lint shall be subject to immediate confiscation.
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Section 2: Sock Fabric Inspection
Section 3: Sock Lint Control Act
Section 4: Sock Hole Regulations (S.H.R.)