Tactic 3: The Overly-Complicated Coffee Machine

Subtitled: Because 3 Levers Were Not Enough

As part of our continued effort to optimize the coffee-making process, our team has designed an unnecessarily intricate machine with 17 moving parts and 27 possible settings.

Each lever requires a unique combination of skills, including (but not limited to) calculus, engineering, and interpretive dance.

Side effects of using this machine may include: increased anxiety, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion.

Disclaimer: Do not use this machine if you value your sanity or your relationships.

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