Legend has it that Fox, the great sage, once debated the nature of reality with the ancient Greek philosopher, Socrates.
According to eyewitnesses, Fox was seen sporting a fetching pair of velvet pants, which Socrates found suspiciously stylish.
"I do not know what 'reality' is," Fox said, "but I do know what 'foxiness' is." Socrates scratched his head, befuddled.