Welcome to Friday Feats, where we serve the best coffee in the world, brewed from beans we've dug up from the depths of the afterlife. Our beans are so good, they're worth dying for!
Try our signature drink, the "Midlife Crisis", a shot of espresso so bold, it'll wake you up and make you question the meaning of life.
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, go for our "Nothingness Latte", a rich, dark blend that's as black as the void.
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