It's 3:47 PM on a Friday, and you're feeling like you're stuck in a rut. Your life is a never-ending cycle of Monday Blues all over again. But don't worry, you're not alone. We've got a whole page dedicated to wallowing in your midlife crisis.
Breathe into a paper bag with us as we explore the depths of your existential dread.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a journey to the depths of your own psyche with our interactive, choose-your-own-adventure-style guide to finding meaning in a meaningless world.
And, hey, if all else fails, just pivot and pretend you're a 20-something hipster who's still got it all figured out.
But seriously, folks, if you're feeling lost, just remember: it's 3:47 PM on a Friday. Anything that's happened this week is already ancient history. The weekend is coming, and with it, a chance to reboot, restart, and possibly, just possibly, find your true calling. So take a deep breath, put on your favorite "I'm-without-a-care" outfit, and get ready to face whatever weekend lies ahead.
Join the Weekend Warrior Club and discover the secret to finding purpose in a post-3:47 world.
Or, if you're still not feeling it, head to the emergency room for some good old-fashioned crisis counseling.