Monday Blues: The Unrelenting Cycle of Despair
Because Friday Themes of Terror is so last week
Monday morning, and you're still feeling the sting. The weekend's over, the bills are due, and your cat's hairballs are piling up. Welcome to the never-ending cycle of despair that is Monday.
Why Monday's the worst:
- Because it's the day you have to put on pants
- Because it's the day you have to face the horrors of reality
- Because it's the day you have to do actual work, not just pretend to do actual work
- And because, let's be real, the coffee's not even that good
But fear not, dear Monday, for there's hope!
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