Article 1: We, the Fun-Guys, are a secretive society of individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of joy and silliness.
Article 2: Our motto is "We're here for the fun, not for the fame, and definitely not for the free food."
Article 3: We reject the notion that "fun" is just a synonym for "playground equipment." No, we're talking about the kind of fun that involves clever pranks, witty banter, and strategic whoopee cushions.
Article 4: We will not be silenced, we will not be stopped, and we will not be asked to wear matching uniforms.
Article 5: The Fun-Guys Code of Ethics