Deranged Coworker Hat
This hat is worn by your coworkers who refuse to get help, even when you're on the brink of a nervous breakdown.
Constantly Arguing Partner Hat
This hat is worn by your significant other who still can't agree on who left the dirty dishes in the sink.
Underachiever Hat
This hat is worn by your friend who still lives in their parent's basement, eating Cheetos for dinner and playing video games 'til 3am.