Fur-coats: The Ultimate Winter Survival Gear

Thermal Underwear: For when your fur-coat just isn't enough.
Antigravity Socks: Because regular socks are for amateurs.
Snow Goggles: For when the cold gets too bright.
Heat Beams: For when the chill gets too real.

Warning: Prolonged use of fur-coat may lead to excessive warmth, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous disco dancing.

Disclaimer: Not responsibly tested on real people. Probably. Maybe.