This page is for the most discerning leopard print splatter enthusiasts.
We have splatters of all kinds, from the classic leopard print to the more exotic.
You can even design your own splatter, if you dare.
Splatter Design Options:
Price: $50,000,000
Free shipping to anywhere in the world!
(Please note: this is a one-time offer, and we cannot be held responsible for any buyer's remorse)
This is the ultimate collection of splatters, curated by a true expert in the field.
What is a splatter?
It's a fancy term for a fur coat with a leopard print pattern.
How do I get my splatter to the moon?
We cannot ship to the moon. Please contact your local space travel agency for assistance.
What is the difference between a splatter and a fur coat?
There is no difference. A splatter is just a fancy fur coat.