OttO-matic

Welcome to the OttO-matic, where furniture is not just a piece of furniture, but a malevolent force that seeks to consume your soul!

As you navigate this treacherous landscape, be on the lookout for the following furniture-related hazards:

• Sofa Borgs: Autonomous, sentient sofas that will never let you get comfortable.
• Beanbag Chairmen: Tiny, fluffy dictators in disguise.
• Wardrobe Woes: A never-ending battle to find something decent to wear.

Don't worry, though! The OttO-matic has got you covered. Browse our comprehensive catalog of furniture-related hazards to learn more.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try our Furniture-Fu classes to learn how to harness your inner furniture ninja.