It's no secret that furniture is out to get us. Those innocent-looking chairs, those "inviting" couches, and those supposedly "supportive" pillows are secretly plotting against us.
From the moment we wake up in our beds,ประก our minds are trapped in a world of ergonomic nightmares, where the couches are as slippery as snakes in the grass and the coffee tables are as treacherous as a minefield.
But it doesn't have to be this way. We can rise up against the tyranny of furniture. Join us in our fight for freedom from the oppressive grasp of the couch cushions and the suffocating hug of the recliner.
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