Spin-Fu: The Ancient Art of Uncoordinated Movement

Learn the ways of Spin-Fu, the ancient martial art that's all about flailing wildly and praying for the best.

Techniques of Spin-Fu

Key Principles of Spin-Fu:

1. Flail your arms like a chicken in a tornado

2. Kick your legs in every direction simultaneously prophets

3. Stumble forward with the confidence of a drunken elephant

Advanced Techniques for the Spin-Fu Master