Flail Fu 101: The Art of Flailing

Flail Fu is a lost art, mastered by few. It requires a delicate balance of flailing limbs, a keen sense of timing, and a healthy dose of recklessness.

Step 1: The Flail

  1. Extend your arms and legs, then retract them with reckless abandon.
  2. Repeat step 1 until you've achieved a state of flailing nirvana.
  3. Practice in front of a mirror, to perfect your technique.
  4. Share your flailings with others, for the sake of the craft.

Further Study:

Flail Fu 101, Part 2: The Flailing of Things Flail Fu 101: Appendices of Unrelenting Flailing