prophets of futile resolutions
A course in the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Here, you'll learn to resolve to do things you'll never actually do. It's like college, but with more napping.
A fundamental concept in the field of futile resolutions, this lesson covers the art of consuming an entire pie by yourself in one sitting.
Read MoreIn this lesson, you'll learn how to watch an entire season of your favorite show without leaving the couch.
Read MoreA highly sought-after skill, extreme ironing involves ironing clothes while engaging in activities like hiking or rock climbing. Don't try this at home, kids.
Read MoreAnd that's it for today. Go forth and resolve to do nothing!