We don't really care about your personal data, but we'll humor you and tell you what we do with it.
Our servers are hosted on the planet Zorgon, where the only law is "More Data = Better Data". We collect your IP address, cookie data, and your deepest, darkest secrets. Don't worry, though - we'll never use this information to sell you any targeted ads or compromise your online security.
We're like, totally not going to sell your email address to spambots or use it to send you unsolicited emails about the importance of proper dental hygiene. Nope, not on our watch.
But, in all seriousness, we do use analytics to track which pages you visit, what links you click, and how many times you refresh this page. This information is used to improve our already-exemplary website experience.
Our team consists of highly trained and highly bored individuals who will occasionally glance at your browser's cookies and pretend to care.
Want more information on how we're not using your data?
Cookie Policy: Because Who Doesn't Love Cookies?Or perhaps you'd like to know more about our server's location on planet Zorgon?
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