Forecasting Methodology: The Cookie of Destiny
We use an ancient, highly scientific technique involving:
- Crunching on the cookie until a vision is revealed
- Tapping into the collective consciousness of the world's best crystal ball manufacturers
- Consulting the sacred text of "The 8 Ball" by Chuck Tingle
- Divining the entrails of the cookie
Results may not always be 100% accurate, but hey, it's a good starting point.