Forecasting Methodology

For those who want to predict their future but not too much.

Here's how we do it:

• Step 1: Gather all known data on the subject (you)
• Step 2: Apply our proprietary blend of astrology, tarot cards, and Dungeons & Dragons
• Step 3: Press 'Calculate' and pray to the RNG gods

Results:

• Most likely outcome: You'll probably just get a cat or something
• Least likely outcome: You'll get a pony

Want to see more? Check out our Advanced Techniques page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try our Fortune Cookie page for a quick prediction.

But wait, there's more! Check out our Fortune Cookie Machine for a chance to win a real prize.

Or, if you just want to see our disclaimers for our Fortune Cookie service, we've got that too.