Gadget Insurance: Coverage Options

Protect Your Gadgets from the Crushing Weight of Reality

Standard Coverage Options:

• Accidental Dismemberment: We'll cover 100% of repair costs for any gadget that meets its untimely demise.
• Sudden and Unexpected Loss: If your gadget just up and disappears on you, we've got you covered.
• Gradual Decline: We'll help you navigate the inevitable slide into gadget-ness oblivion.
• Sudden Death Coverage: For the gadget owner who wants it all or nothing.

Additional Add-ons:

• Gadget Replacement Therapy: Because sometimes you just need a new gadget.
• Techno-Therapy: For when your gadget just won't stop whirring.

Don't wait any longer, sign up now and let us protect you from the crushing weight of gadget responsibility!