Reject-O-Matic 3000: The Ultimate Pants Quality Control

This is the Reject-O-Matic 3000. A machine so advanced, it's rejected pants for a living. Our state-of-the-art technology ensures that only the highest quality pants make it out of our factory.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our pants-rejection log:

Reject Log:

1. "These pants are too bright. Like, really bright. Like, 'I'm-trying-to-blind-you-with-science' bright."
2. "These pants have a weird smell. Like, a mix of gasoline and despair."
3. "These pants are made of a material that's not even a thing. Like, it's just a bunch of random pixels and feelings."
4. "These pants think they're better than us. They're like, 'Hey, human, I'm a pants, but I'm a superior pants.'"

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