Automatic Pants FAQ

Q: Why do I need Automatic Pants?

Because, let's be real, your current pants are probably from 2007. They're probably made of a material that's seen better days, and you're just holding on by threads (heh). We've got you covered with our Automatic Pants.

Q: How do I repair my Automatic Pants?

Just click the "Repair" button on your pants' belly, and our AI-powered repair module will do the rest. It's like magic, but with more circuit boards and fewer wands.

Q: What kind of repairs can I request?

We offer the following services:

Fix-a-Rip: For that one pesky tear you can't seem to patch.
Fix-a-Stain: Because who hasn't had a pizza party in their pants?
Fix-a-Flop: We'll even revive that one leg that just won't stand up.

Don't see your problem listed? Just let us know in the comments, and we'll... try.

Q: How much does it cost?

Free! Because we're not just pants repair experts, we're also your pants repair overlords.

Q: Can I return my old pants for a refund?

No. You're not going to need your old pants anymore. Just let them go, and let us handle the rest.