"I was skeptical at first, but the Automatic Pants Repair 5000 really does fix your pants. I mean, I'm not sure what kind of dark magic it uses, but it's like a miracle worker!"
"I was on the verge of giving up on life, my pants were so worn out, but this thing fixed them in like 2 minutes. Now I have extra pockets, it's like a superpower!"
"I'm not sure what kind of sorcery this machine uses, but it fixed my favorite video game controller pants. I mean, who needs a new controller when you can just fix the pants that smell like last week's pizza?"