Welcome to Ruff Reviews, where we dish out the dirt on the most paws-itively awful and paw-some robotic dogs on the market!
4/5 paws - A decent effort, but a bit too fluffy for its own good.
Fluffnstuff 3000 is a robotic dog that's almost as cute as it is functional. Almost. It's like they took a real puppy, gave it a can of spray paint, and called it a day.
Pros: Looks like a real pup, has a mean bark, and will fetch your socks.
Cons: Gets a bit too clingy, and the batteries drain faster than you do after a 5K.
Read full review5/5 paws - The ChomperBot 9000 is the real MVP (Most Valuable Pupper).
With its razor-sharp chompers and an IQ that's off the charts, this robotic dog is the real deal.
Pros: Chews your favorite shoes, has a PhD in snacking, and will fetch your favorite snacks.
Cons: A tad too eager to please, and may just eat the whole house.
Read full review2/5 paws - Pupperon 5000 is the robotic dog that'll make you wonder if you should've just stuck with a real pup.
This thing is as useful as a chocolate-covered pineapple at a cat convention.
Pros: Has a decent Instagram filter, and will fetch your favorite treats.
Cons: A bit too... floppy, and may just give you a headache.
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