Warning: The Toaster 1000 has been recalled due to excessive use of sarcasm and existential dread. However, we're offering a limited time discount to anyone who can answer our trivia question:
What's the best way to deal with the crushing ennui of modern existence?
- A) Take up knitting
- B) Develop a fascination with tax law
- C) Build a Toaster 3000
- D) Write a strongly worded letter to your therapist