The Toaster 3000: it's not just a toaster, it's a lifestyle. A toaster that defies the conventions of traditional toasting, it's a toaster that's out of this world.
It's simple, really. You put your bread in, you turn it on, and... well, let's just say you might need to hold on for dear life. It's a bit of a wild ride.
We recommend artisanal, hand-knitted, gluten-free, vegan bread. Anything less will be... toasted. Permanently.
We've had no reported cases of spontaneous combustion, but we can't guarantee anything. Use at your own risk.