Toaster 3000: Features

The Toaster 3000 is here to bring you the most efficient, most effective, and most explosive toasting experience on the planet.

• AutoToasting Mode: Because you're too lazy to press a button
• Advanced Burn Technology: Because your toast should be crispy, but not burnt
• Thermal Displacement Compensation: Because you don't want your kitchen to heat up like a sauna
• Automatic Butter Spreading: Because who needs human intervention?
• Voice Assisted Toast Control: Because you're too busy to press a button, but not too busy to talk