GalactiCycles is not just a bike lane, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle that's a little bit reckless, a little bit crazy, and a whole lot of fun.

We're talking neon-lit, high-speed, intergalactic bike paths that'll take you on a journey through the cosmos and back again.

So come for the thrill, stay for the scenic views, and leave with a few new bruises and a bad case of cosmic indigestion.

Our Prophets: Meet the Founders of GalactiCycles

Rider Profiles: Because You Want to Meet the Faces Behind the Helmets

Note: The subpages linked at the bottom (our prophets, rider profiles, and faq) will be fictional and part of the site's absurd humor.