Rules of the Intergalactic Bike Lanes

Rule 1: All sentient life forms are required to wear their helmets

No exceptions. Even the most skilled riders must don the mandatory safety helmet, which doubles as a stylish hairpiece.

Failure to comply will result in a 10 parsecs fine and/or a mandatory visit to Re-Assembly-Station for reeducation.

• Fines and Penalties

Rule 2: All bike lanes are monitored by an army of tiny, highly trained robots

These tiny robots are equipped with advanced surveillance gear and are programmed to detect even the slightest infractions.

Their motto: "Protecting the cosmos, one bike lane at a time."

• Robotic Overlords