LOST IN SPACE: GALACTIC CASE LAW UPDATES

Galactic Case Law Updates

Case 1: The Great Galactic Space Heist

Astronaut Bob was charged with stealing the last remaining supply of space-grade coffee from the Space Station's cafeteria. The judge ruled that Bob's actions were "a grave threat to intergalactic morale." Bob was sentenced to 500 years of space-time.

Case 2: The Intergalactic Speed Camera Case

The Andromedian authorities charged space-truck driver Zorvath with speeding through a planetary toll zone. The defense argued that Zorvath's ship was "temporally displaced" and unable to be reached by local law enforcement. The jury ruled in favor of the defendant, but only on the grounds that the toll zone's signage was not clearly posted in a language Zorvath could understand.

Case 3: The Alien Invasion of Privacy

The Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (GUAL) was accused of invading the privacy of a single sentient rock on the planet Zorgon-6. The GUAL argued that the rock was "publicly available" and that they were simply "reaching out" to it. The judge ruled that the rock's "publicly available" status was not a valid defense and that GUAL had "clearly invaded" the rock's space.

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