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Tilted Attraction on the 7th Planet

Where the Gravity is Just a Suggestion

A picture of a tilted sun with a giant pink flamingo standing on its surface, looking very pleased

A Galactic Oddity

Located in a region of space-time where the fabric of reality is slightly... askew, the Tilted Attraction on Uranus is a marvel of the cosmos. A giant pink flamingo, known only as "The Tilter," stands atop the planet's sun, defying all known laws of physics.

Visitors are drawn to The Tilter's unique gravitational pull, which is somehow both weak and strong at the same time. It's a phenomenon that has left scientists baffled and tourists... well, mostly just confused.