Venus, Where the Sky is Always Gray and the Rain Never Stops

Welcome to the planet where the sun never rises, and the acid rain never lets up. You're probably here because you heard about our famous:

• Acid Rain Music Festival
• Trendy Acid Rain Clothing Line
• Gourmet Acid Rain Caviar Restaurant

Or maybe you're just looking for a place to cry yourself to sleep every night, lulled by the soothing sound of raindrops hitting the ground.

Either way, you've come to the right place. The acid rain may be harsh, but our hospitality is worse (in the best way possible).

Stay a while, and don't get too comfortable. The rain won't stop, and neither will we, trying to make the most of it.

Or maybe you'd like to visit:

• The Underwater City of New New York
• The Venusian Surfer's Paradise