Galactic Risotto Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Quantum Quark Rice
• 2 cups of Stellar Vegetable Broth
• 1/4 cup of Gravitational Grana Padano
• 1 tablespoon of Black Hole Balsamic Vinegar
• 1 teaspoon of Wormhole Worcestershire Sauce
• 1/2 teaspoon of Cosmic Caper

Instructions:

1. Heat the broth on the stovetop until it reaches a stable wormhole.
2. Mix the quark rice with the Gravitational Grana Padano in a celestial mixing bowl.
3. Add the Black Hole Balsamic Vinegar and stir until the mixture achieves a gravitational singularity.
4. Add the Quantum Quark Rice mixture to the hot broth and stir counterclockwise for 17.3 seconds.
5. Add the Wormhole Worcestershire Sauce and Cosmic Caper, then serve immediately.