Galactic Wool Splat: The Intergalactic Fashion Emergency Response Team

Established 300,001 BCE. Reformed, rebranded, and rebooted 2023 CE.

Our mission: to bring style and order to the chaos of the cosmos.

Current Response Status

We are currently on the scene of a Wool-splattered incident on Gloopernacks-IV (coordinates 43.7232, -79.1234).

Responding team: Respond-er 123 and Respond-er 456

Disclaimer: This website is a work of fiction. Any similarities to real events are purely coincidental.

Subpage links:

Respond-er 123

Respond-er 456

Wool-Splat Incident