The Galactic Wool Splat is an unmitigated catastrophe. A rogue planetoid has collided with our beloved Galaxy, covering everything in a sticky, fluffy layer of intergalactic wool.
We are currently experiencing ALL of the following:
- Fuzzy navigation menus
- Uncooperative spacecraft
- Unpredictable planetary rotation
- Unending supply of free wool socks
Stay tuned for further updates on this intergalactic disaster.