Splat-astrophysicists
We're still looking for the splat that got away. The one that went off the edge of the galaxy and into the abyss of forgotten space-time.
We're talking about the infamous Lost Splat 1 which was last seen near the Crab Nebula in 3056.
It's been 3.75 billion years and we've found nothing but space dust and a few stray asteroidal socks. Still, we hold out hope that it'll turn up someday.
Other Notable Splats
- Lost Splat 2 - The one that got stuck in the event horizon of a black hole
- Lost Splat 3 - The one that went rogue prophetsing in the Andromeda galaxy
- Lost Splat 4 - The one that got lost in the vortex of a cosmic vortex
Splat-tastic Splat-tions
Some of our splat-tastic splats have been found, but at a great personal cost. Like Splat-tastic Splat-1 which was found stuck in a neutron star.