Galactic Safety Briefing

Aftermath Report

Planet Zorvath, Sector 4: Situation Report

Galactic authorities have confirmed that the catastrophic event known as "The Great Cheese Fiasco" has been contained. Reports of rogue cheese projectiles and sentient gouda are still coming in, but all major cities have been evacuated and the orbital shields are holding.

Recommendations:

• Continue to exercise extreme caution when approaching any dairy products.
• Do not attempt to communicate with the sentient gouda. They are still learning to control their telepathic abilities.
• Galactic Emergency Services is offering counseling services to those affected by the trauma of "The Great Cheese Fiasco."