We're not sure what happened, but it appears the galaxy has been ravaged by an alien armada. Planets are in shambles, stars are colliding, and the fabric of space-time is in tatters.
Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated crisis managers is on the case! With their trusty briefcases full of fancy gadgets and their extensive knowledge of intergalactic politics, they're working tirelessly to clean up the mess.
But don't worry, folks! We've got this. We've got the best and brightest in the galaxy working on this crisis, and we're not afraid to think outside the box (or in this case, outside the galaxy).
Phase 1: Assessment - Wherein our team assesses the damage and tries to figure out what happened.
Phase 2: Cleanup - Wherein our team gets to work their magic and clean up the galaxy in no time.
Phase 3: Prevention - Wherein our team works with the galaxy's finest to prevent such messes from happening again in the future.
Phases 4 and 5: The Bureaucratic Red Tape and The Unending Meeting - Wherein our team gets bogged down in paperwork and meetings.
Stay tuned, folks! The galaxy's fate hangs in the balance. And remember, if all else fails, there's always the option of fleeing to a nearby planet in a spaceship made of pureed carrots.