It's not just you, it's not just your mom, it's not just the cat. The universe is having some serious issues. The fabric of space-time is unraveling faster than your aunt's knitting circle. The once-stable axis of reality is now a wobbly, spinning top.
We're not sure what's causing it, but we suspect a mix of intergalactic bureaucracy, cosmic inflation, and the lingering effects of last week's asteroid-sized coffee machine malfunction. Whatever the reason, it's a real mess out there.
Panic Button Pressers Unite! Crisis Management: Tips and Tricks for the Desperate Consult the Experts: Intergalactic TherapistsStay calm, stay focused, and try not to think about the impending doom. It'll all be over soon... or not. Maybe.