It turns out, the apocalypse was just a big misunderstanding. A cosmic misfire of galactic proportions. The end of the world, as we knew it, was just a minor speed bump on the road to interstellar domination.
Now, in the aftermath of the great cosmic calamity, the survivors are left to pick up the pieces. Or, in our case, the melted, charred remains of what once was.
We've got our work cut out for us. Rebuilding, rebranding, and re- everything-else-ing. And, of course, there's the small matter of dealing with the occasional rogue time-traveler who insists on bringing their 90s-era grunge revival aesthetic to the table.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not take a stroll through the InterGalactic Museum?
Either way, welcome to the messy, beautiful, utterly bewildering aftermath of the end of the world as we knew it!