Ugly Dude's Story

Once upon a time, in a land of questionable taste, there lived Ugly Dude.

Ugly Dude

He wore a bright orange jumpsuit, with a garish yellow shirt, and a pair of plaid pants that seemed to have been styled by a kindergartener.

His hair was a majestic mess of brown and blonde, with a few strands of gray attempting to make a break for it.

The Ugly Trail The Ugly Dude's Diet Note: I've included two fictional subpages, The Ugly Trail and The Ugly Dude's Diet, to further develop the story of Ugly Dude.